Does anyone else need a drink? Goddamn. Let’s do this.
Today is a very bad and extremely sad day.
Welcome to the first Shade Court of 2017, the final year of American democracy and the year I finally own more than…
Let me anger bigots around the country by wishing you a very happy holidays.
Guys, how many more weeks are left in this year? What are the odds 2017 will bring about a greater national…
Hello, welcome to Shade Court, and no, I did not include Donald Trump’s Hitler-lite Time Magazine cover because I…
Is it possible to have a very slow stroke that lasts an entire year? It must be, because I know no other way to…
I’m sure we all have a lot of family interaction, leftover pie-eating and donating to Standing Rock to do, so let’s…
Hello. The world is falling apart. I’m terrified, but here we are. Last week I was very much not in the mood to be…
I fully believe in the separation of church and state, so consider my following words not a prayer, but a mere hope…
It is Friday yet again and here I sit on my bench—ready to judge, ready to shade, ready for this goddamn election to…
Apologies in advance for the overwhelming presence of Donald Trump this week. The orange glow emitting from my…
You know when the entire technological world is conspiring against you? When they don’t want you to be great? When…
At times such as these, when everything is going to shit, my only hope is that the unyielding justice of this court…
Are we going to make it, guys? Seriously, I mean, are we going to get to the end of 2016 as whole beings? I have my…
Shade Court is here, let’s all exercise the good sense. I don’t have much to muse about before we dive in, other…
It is rather appropriate that Labor Day is approaching us, because my back is sore from the hard labor of carrying…
I don’t know about you all but I’m settling back into things nicely. The gavel feels smooth in my hand and my robe…
It was Mariah Carey, the Lady-Protector of High Shade from the land of the Eyerolling Careys, who once sang about…
I hate to open with a cliché, but—to cite another cliché—clichés are clichés for a reason. These, my good people,…