Please fwd all celebrities who resemble my rabbit to [email protected] (this is a good one because he has very long nails) Read more

Your bunny looks more like Old Man Wolverine...

That bunny looks exactly like Gandalf what a fucking crock. Read more

Here is the photo I sent, just so everyone knows how grave this injustice is:

On the contrary, inject the shit out of me and make me sterile! Read more

I saw that needle and my mind immediately jumped to several of the worst possible places it was gonna go and now I'm writhing in my chair uncomfortably, brb gonna go watch puppy videos on youtube or something to take my mind off of it.

If this is made available for real and is safe, I am going to encourage boyfriend umlaut sign up ASAP when it's available. I have dealt with hormonal BC for years and now I have a fucking foreign object in my uterus (Mirena) to prevent mini umlauts running around. He can deal with taking a few years of the birth… Read more

I am SO excited about this!!! Read more

Dreams do come true! Read more

Something tells me that dudes will not be too keen on the injection aspect of this... and the ladies will remain responsible for birth control. Read more

Yeah if you can't handle the person you're seeing potentially hooking up with someone else, then "Don't" be in non-exclusive relationships, dude. Read more

I'm with ya. In the song he even says they weren't exclusive, so I was like, get over it. Read more

Very excited about the potential of a Swift/Perry feud tbqh. Read more

That adorkable pic of John Mayer that made me think "Oh, he looks cute!" for a split second and now I have to go back to bed. Read more

Her hair is full of secrets.

I am thinking John Mayer must be fantastic in bed. Read more

Adam Driver is totally one of those people who has such a crazy ass face that I can't help but be attracted to him. I'm both terrified and intrigued by him on Girls. My feels are really weird this morning. Read more

Taylor just loves being butthurt. It gives her new material. Katy didn't "steal" backup dancers, they were dancers that already worked with her, and preferred working with her. http://www.examiner.com.au/story/1986892/… Read more

Alternate theory: Taylor Swift is gay and didn't like the way Katy Perry trivialized her sexual preference. Read more