Hello, It’s Me. I’m just dropping you a line to let you know I’m leaving. Friday is technically my last day at…

It’s the most wonderful time of the year! Unfortunately for many of us, all of those deep fried turkey faces and…

I hate the gym. Hate is, perhaps, a strong word, but I certainly and adamantly prefer not to be inside one. Unless a…

Damn. Could never have seen this coming since Bobby Jindal announced he was running for President.

Another day, another debate. This time, it’s on a Saturday night, so you don’t have to feel too too bad about…

Degloved zoo penis Donald Trump has continued his tirade from yesterday into today with a video Instagram post…

Today, inside-out lower intestine Donald Trump, ever on-brand, referred to protests of institutional ambivalence to…

In 1971, future law professor and opinion columnist Glenn Reynolds turned 11 years old, and the 26th Amendment to…

The first ballots in this election will be cast in only a few short months, Fox Business News waxed quixotic during…

Having a great time.

Tonight, at the very rude time of 9 pm EST, Fox Business Network will take a break from its regular schedule of…

Ben Carson, a brilliant neurosurgeon and current GOP presidential frontrunner, believes many insane things to be…

America’s lesser legislative body has released its calendar for 2016, and on it, a grueling schedule that involves a…

America doesn’t ask much of you, besides 30% of your income, give or take, and a begrudging tolerance for Ken Burns…

Jeb Can Fix It, says Jeb Bush’s new campaign stationery and probably the cover of a sweet little cardboard baby book…

[Long, drawn-out, blood-curdling scream]

You can’t run. You can’t hide. Every day, it gets closer, and one day, it will be here, bringing with it UNSEEN and U…