how is this a ‘jam’? i was so bored i could barely get through the first minute. Read more

Callie....Callie...Callie not you... :(((( sobing......... best of luck to you.

Nooooo you're my favoritee.

Are all my favorite Jezzie writers going to Vice? do I just have to read Vice now? Read more

I'm going to miss you terribly (ú_ú) but congratulations on the new position, Callie!

Callie, I will miss you so much!!! You are one of my favorite writers ever and I look forward to reading Vice on a regular basis because you and Tracie are over there. Thank you for being so awesome and for laughing at all my dumb jokes over Gchat. Your dirtbags were always my inspiration for Saturday dirtbags.

WHAT?! CALLIE NOOOOOOOOOOOO. Read more

You are so funny and smart and talented, Callie! You will be missed, but I'll follow you on to your next adventure. Read more

Sad to see you go, but I'm glad you're doing something new and cool as well. Fair winds and following seas!

Callie, noooo! I mean, congrats! But I'll miss your Dirt Bags, they are my favourite morning coffee-reading ever ever. Read more

Bye, Callie! We'll miss you! Read more

If you guys keep doing this I might have to start reading Vice, and I really don't want to do that. Read more

Working at Jezebel, in other words, was a dream I didn't know I could even feasibly have. Read more

I'll miss you! You're the author of the first article I read on this website! Read more

WE WILL MISS YOU (also now I can confess that I think you should totally buy the dress for your rabbit) Read more

So Mariah's crew go into bathrooms whose air contains stuff like poop particles thrown up from flushing toilets, dump out the gingerale and replace it with wine. Gotta vomit. Read more

GRADE: C (sobbing while describing the plot of Hidalgo to a stranger) Read more

I have decided to now and forever more interpret "So-and-so got his/her body back" as So-and-so victoriously emerging from the spirit world after a life or death adventure and is now back in their body. Read more

Is it just me or is emailing an ex's new baby mama-to-be not an actual "thing"? Do people do that? I have neither sent nor received such emails. Read more