the sound of that man moaning in the biebs video made me want to shower for the rest of my life forever. there aren't enough g's in the world for my ugggggggggggggggggh. Read more

I feel so bad for that poor model. Her body language is screaming for help. Read more

Oh. Well, Jared Leto...isn't that something.

Adam Driver is really gross. Read more

Because of fucking course it started with John Mayer. Read more

This whole collection is tacky and awful but I absolutely love this geometric see-through fabric. It could be put to such good use! Get on this, Valentino!

This looks like a compass. FYI her vagina is WNW.

Not a fan of these. They all look unfinished, and not in a sexy way, in a "hey did you forget to pin that?" kind of way. Read more

Donatella won the ALS ice bucket challenge for me, not only with her banshee scream and her man-ccesories, but by challenging Pharell and Prince to participate in the "ASL challenge." My SO and I have watched that over and over countless times this week, cackling all the while. Read more

1) boob tape 2) genetics 3) eighteen-year-olds Read more

Versace : For the tacky, nouveau riche, hopelessly outdated, trapped-in-1989 b-list rock band groupie in you. Read more

Loving the "suction-cup-that-my-loofah-hangs-on-in-the-shower" grommets.

I just rewatched that fantastically bad Versace Lifetime movie, so this is appropriate. Read more

I can already see Rihanna wearing this all casual while shopping, but with much more aggressive underboob.

Can someone explain to me how boobs do this without a bra. Seriously, I don't understand it at all.

This is smoking hot and if Charlize Theron doesn't wear it I will RIOT.

Yay cool nuns! They do exist! Read more

This is essentially what this conversation is like: Read more

My religion states that I am to have access to birth control. And that other people getting in the way of that is also against my religion. So there. Read more

If you're never going to have children, going on the pill for two years reduces your risk of ovarian cancer by more than 10%. Those nuns might want to do some research and consider funding their own birth control pills. Read more