Like 15, max, but I’d want to be alive long enough to vet them and make sure the company didn’t just post hot pics on their website and then sent some completely different dudes to grind on my open casket (like they do with bachelorette parties, which is really unprofessional IMHO). Read more

Praepitcha Smatsorabudh is the grifter and thief that we need and deserve. Read more

Where I live, the web of lesbians consists of...me. :/ Quite a drought in my neck of the woods! At least it would make for an easy art project, should I ever decide to map it out. Read more

I am a photographer by trade. My “thing” is cats in cosplay. My kitty Leia is my most well known set. Carrie Fisher favorited one of them on twitter and it was one of the highlights of my life. May the force be with her, indeed.

I have a lot of Star Wars related clothing but actually don’t have a Leia costume so this what I’m wearing tonight.

Carrie Fisher is a phenomenal writer. I read Postcards from the Edge and Surrender the Pink and Delusions of Grandma as a teen and more than many things (and I read a lot of things), they made me feel a lot less alone. People have been such dickheads to her of late because she dared to age past 19 and yet she is still… Read more

Vote No on Proposition Infinity!

This was sort of predicted by Futurama in the episodes I Dated a Robot and Proposition Infinity. Read more

I would also like to become Mrs. Robot.

Touche. But I think then it would be Leather Settlement. Read more

I like the ability to check on the bread through the cheese windows to make sure its doing okay. Read more

I love candle drama.

Right? I mean listen, the driver did the right thing. But.. is this a story of just doing the right thing? Not to me it’s not. To me this a story of a brave woman who defied the odds and survived. It’s also a story of how cruel and unusual men can be, even without provocation. Read more

Why am I not surprised? Read more

He deserved all the awards. Every one of them. Even the technical ones that no one cares about. Read more

NOOOOOO. No. This ain’t Dom. It’s a ruse. He is undercover. NOPE. Nope. NOPE. Dom don’t play that. No. Read more

Maybe it was massaged into a PR stunt, but it’s still true. Vin regularly kept an entire cast and crew waiting for hours past his call time whilst lounging in his trailer. Source? Close friend on the production. “We’re just not important enough for him,” sneered said friend, noting that Vin maintains his vast social… Read more

I CANT DEAL WITH INFIGHTING IN THE FAMILY!!!! Read more

Spider~Man? Read more