Santa Angelina Jolie will be appearing in all of her nuptial glory on the cover of this week's People.
Inside the issue, readers will be blessed with ~eXcLuSiVe~ details of the intimate ceremony in France, including the fact that her dressed was decorated with art by her children and Future American President Shiloh wore a top hat.
Idea: instead of leaked nudes obtained without celebs' consent, look at this!