Emma: it wasn't like VERY early in my new york time
Emma: but i was walking down elizabeth street to work at like 9am
Jia: what the heck
Emma: it was cold
Jia: 9 am
Emma: which is important
Erin: peed at you?
[crosstalk about the time about a year ago we discussed holding a man's penis while pee came out of it]
Emma: and this woman was leaning against a parked car kind of looking at me
Emma: and i got closer and she said
Emma: we're alone on the street
Emma: ALONE
Emma: "AHHHH! I just can't hold it IN any longer!"
Emma: and then she pulled down her pants and peed
Emma: like, hard
Kelly: i mean
Emma: AND STEAM CAME OFF THE SIDEWALK
Kelly: when you gotta go
Emma: (cold)
Kelly: you gotta go
Erin: steam
Jia: im crying
Erin: did it leave a little hole
Emma: and she did this like
Emma: "AHHHH!"