The really great thing about being an "old woman" is I have money now, and I don't have to shop in H&M anymore. Read more

I guess thats where she got inspiration from

Think you can out-fancy me, Lil' Kim? Fine. My next imaginary child is getting christened Edward the Confessor. Beat that for swankiness! Read more

LET ME LOVE YOU! Read more

Face hugger!

Guest list at Kimye's wedding or the cast members for the next five seasons of Celebrity Apprentice? Read more

Tattoos to cover scars... Read more

"She opened her top and showed them her boobs, which Jennifer says were completely covered in 'the most beautiful angels and beautiful butterflies and baskets of flowers in pastel-colored tattoos.'" Read more

Dolly, you are now, as ever, my idol.

It's a real baby, you know, it's not some disposable somethin' Read more

That's quite a twist on the old nerd "I have a Canadian girlfriend" trope. Read more

I have a few observations of Barbara Winfrey - she was an assistant principal at my high school. Read more

I wonder if he goes to the same doctor, or did he have to Shop Around? Read more

Smokey Robinson's "Tears of a Clown" is the perfect choice for this montage, but the best irony here - I've run into him lots of times around West Hollywood, he's a lovely man, but this is no exaggeration - I don't think his face has any mobility left, either (he's 74!):

This video is pure schadenfreude. Only... I'm smiling and laughing with my WHOLE face. Read more

I heard when he tees off, he shouts, "THIS MANY" to alert the players ahead of him. Read more

Free of genetic disease? They have Joe Francis genes! Read more