I'm a whale. Read more
Yeah, to laugh at them. Read more
Give and Take is totally mimicking the opening move of Baby and Johnny's dance in Dirty Dancing. Read more
Ha! Bestiality! But he was totally gross after the transformation. Read more
Well, to view it consensually you would have to click on a descriptive link first. Given that's not how the comments works, I'd say that's a no. Read more
Anybody who thinks it's hypocritical for us to hate rape and like sex isn't very good at thinking. Read more
Being non-consensually assailed with violent, graphic imagery of rape porn is not even close to the same thing as voluntarily looking at porn that appeals to you. Read more
Yes, we will do that on the same day that anyone gives a shit about what you think. Read more
The whole time we were working on this, I couldn't get this out of my head: Read more
That is actually an excellent suggestion. Read more
What bothers me about this is that we don't record IP addresses so as to protect these burner accounts for people who might want to tip us anonymously about a story. So the company is seemingly placing a priority on making these hypothetical tipsters feel safe over the safety of the actual real live women who write… Read more
Hahahaha! Eyes wide shut. Read more
That cockroach was trying to "Working Girl" me while I was away! Two-way street, Tess. Read more
Challenge accepted. Read more
BTW, I want us to all get these and wear them together on free lunch Wednesdays. Read more
I like how even though there's a glare, you can tell that Rosie O'Donnell is struggling with her face. Read more
this is perfect. Read more