You sound perfect.

They are definitely real. I even scanned one of the scripts in. I didn't use the Mongan Method. I used the LeClaire Method. They both claim to have developed hypnobirthing. I think they're rivals? They're like Bloods vs. Crips. Read more

I'm actually not the girl who writes the mother load columns, although I know that it's confusing because we have similar names. But yes, my experience with breastfeeding was indeed VERY difficult—mostly on my left breast, for some reason. My daughter was a really good latcher to the point that she gnawed off my… Read more

"Tattoo shame" is a really good band name. Read more

My baby was 11 lbs 5 oz and when I got to the hospital I immediately said, "Cut it out of me." There was NO WAY I was pushing that out. Read more

We're returning with new episodes when I'm done breastfeeding! Read more

We'll be back when I'm done breastfeeding at the end of the year! Read more

It's funny that, being a man, you never seemed to have a problem when we wrote about sexy sex stuff. Suddenly it's "creepy" that one of us is pregnant and that we've published two personal posts in as many days regarding the topic? Read more

Actually, she never lost custody of Leah because of the arrest. The domestic violence charge only caused CPS to investigate and monitor, but Amber has had full custody of Leah the entire time, she just doesn't have her shit together (license, apartment) enough to actually see her. Read more

The "whorish" thing to which you're referring was actually a direct quote from Showgirls. You really need to see that movie in order to properly navigate through life (and Jezebel's copy). Read more

Ooh, how do you know this? Read more

My assumptions are not "ridiculous." They are my personal opinions from my personal experience and what I observed in this specific instance. Read more

@freelanceingenue: Yes, I do. But judging by your comment history on this site, you do not. Read more

Why can't women be interested in "intelligent insightful" articles as well as what you deem as "bullshit"? Why is being multifaceted considered an "inconsistency"? Just because a woman cares about hard news, reproductive rights, politics AND lipstick, clothing, or which two celebrities are fucking each other doesn't… Read more

actually, i always thought of "geeks" as people who were unabashedly enthusiastic about their hobbies and interests, however uncool they might be. Read more

here's a video of me getting a colonic. enjoy! Read more

@likeskeletons: you just want to get famous for being associated with a person who partied with a famous person. Read more

@the sea ghost: First she said, "I don't have sex that way." And he said, "What way?" and she said "I saw you fucking her in the ass!" I rewound it SO many times. Read more

@LazyHippo: but isn't the difference that when you read a newspaper or something, you're expecting facts (unless it's like an oped page) and, in this instance, they would need to establish if twitter is a place for facts or opinion? because it's not so much how or where she said it, but how it was potentially… Read more

@Standard Tuber: I like Slursday A LOT. Read more