@jianna: actually, only when the camera was on mariah was it stretched. when it was on the dancers or randy jackson it was normal. you could tell because when it was on other people, the prop presents on the set were square, and when it was on mariah, they were rectangular. whatever, i'd probably do it to, if i had… Read more
@muffpunch: yes! i was thinking this the entire time. also, they go after drug-addicted celebs and get their friends to go in and try to save them with their rehab program (like john travolta and kirstie alley). i went through a phase where i was obsessed with scientology and i seriously don't put anything past that… Read more
@Lymed: i know this. i wasn't seriously suggesting that people commit tax fraud. it was meant to be a joke, which i suppose wasn't understood, given the earnestness of the post. sorry about any confusion that may have caused. but to clear things up, i do not advocate lying to the irs, lawmakers, or judge judy. (and… Read more
@Cairn Awaits MizJenkins: any gift up to $11,000 is tax free. (while i'd be thrilled if we exceeded that limit, i'm doubtful we will.) gawker media has nothing to do with these donations, other than the fact that it's being promoted on this site. this was something that i just decided to do, because i was moved by… Read more
@loosesealbluth: we're not set up as an official non-profit or anything, but i guess if your account is lenient, then you can fudge it? and yes, we'll be posting updates throughout the two weeks. Read more
@loosesealbluth: i'm giving $50 bucks, personally. Read more
@ActingDrama: i actually did say that within the post. Read more
@twisted_martini: oh yes, she's on downers. she was prescribed them in the first season of "teen mom" to deal with her anxiety issues. i think xanax. that's why gary is always yelling at her to take her pills. Read more
@limbojangles: i used to sing it too, and one day i asked my mom what a virgin was, and she said it was a lady who hasn't had a baby. looking back, i think that's a decent answer to give someone who can't read. Read more
@MelissaMahoney Misses MizJenkins: I've never called someone fat to try to make them feel bad about themselves. EVER. I am VERY sensitive about that because of what my mother put me and my sister through. People may have taken comments I've said and interpreted them differently, but I've never called someone fat. I've… Read more
@BeckySharper: Enough with the victim blaming. If you were a baby doll, I'd call you Sally Sensitive. Read more
@Tropicalicey: he said he didn't know! Read more
@Vivelafat says Sweep the leg, Johnny.: coke face is when you try to look normal for pictures but your eyes are bugging beneath a brow of cold sweat. also, tense/weird/crooked jaw. Read more