@LookyLoo: ha! no, just severely hung over. Read more

some of you guys need to chill on the canadian dude. i don't think he meant any harm. he's just talking about bdsm in a post that is tagged as nsfw. Read more

@Queen-of-Puddings: yeah, duh, i use condoms. i got herpes from someone eating me out, i'm assuming, because i have herpes simplex virus 1. but i mean, whatevs, i'm not using a dental dam EVER. Read more

@Slut Machine: omg, shut up, drunkie. Read more

you know what? people said that the way that i handled that post was unprofessional, which somehow, for them, renders it false. the thing is, that it was all very real. we were women, having a discussion about a movie we watched. it was a snap shot of a dialog that was honest, and from our points of view. i feel like… Read more

@gluecake: there was this kid named shawn cutone that used to TORMENT me when i was in grade school, and it didn't dawn on me until years and years later that i totally missed out on the opportunity to call him "shawn cut one." Read more

@onesong: honestly, i don't "owe" you anything. Read more

@PilgrimSoul: how was i giving the finger AT ALL? re-read the post. it was happy. Read more

@cate3710: you think i'm lying? why would i lie? this is going in circles. Read more

@saycheeseanddie: omg, i found it. i look like a grumpy old lady, which is about right. i didn't even realize that was a misshapes party. Read more

@saycheeseanddie: weird! where? i've only ever been to misshapes once when it was at luke and leroy and no one took my picture. Read more

@hamburgerhotdog: can't you just look for it? it was right around when we started doing "executions" because i was asked whose comments were bothering me. that's why i remember it. and you were the only one whose comments did, because of the "boring" remarks and the "oh, are we supposed to be impressed with you?" shit. Read more

@pureblarney: i've been on the christina end and i find it hilarious. i wouldn't be able to deal with my mom today if i didn't find her hilariously campy. it sucked at times, but it made me really tough. we actually still call her mommie dearest and laugh. Read more

@BoredPhDiva: elle oh elle. that is a wonderful, wonderful point. Read more

@acutebutcute: i never said that polanski was innocent. i said he was mistreated by the justice system, by a judge who was interested in promoting his own career and courting the press. polanski actually served 42 days, and was told that was all he would need to do, so when the judge changed his mind, he was fed up… Read more

@ineffable.me: yeah, but it was a post about the movie. ugh, you'll never be happy about this. me neither. Read more

@NOLA girl: but dude, in that other post, the post was ABOUT the movie. not really about the case. Read more

@BowlingForDollars: well i'm not gonna talk about my salary with you. like joy behar, i don't disclose certain numbers (income, weight, etc.). but it's really not like that, with the page views thing. that's just bonus money. and even if it were like that, i'd never play into it in the manner that you're suggesting.… Read more

@BowlingForDollars: it's not actually. Read more

@meaghan2k: i didn't say to stop talking. i wanted her to step off about accusing me of only writing what i write for a higher number of page views. it's SO not what i'm about at all. Read more