@nowimpissed: i haven't called anyone a name. i am responding to people in a perfectly acceptable manner. Read more

@BeckySharper: well, since you think i'm a "head case"… Read more

@ineffable.me: oh stop. she said "bazam" to me, which is why i said it back. i was out at a reading of moe's, if you must know. and i truly did not have time to go read all 500 comments when i woke up to work that morning, but when back and read through most of them later, then stopped so i wouldn't get upset further… Read more

@Meanmllemustard: OMG, i didn't say "less evolved." i said different. it's OK that we all think different things. Read more

@SPF847: if my skirt needs fixing, then i believe the privilege is yours, my friend. Read more

when ryan stayed at your place this weekend he lost his license and debit card. your bedroom is like a vortex! Read more

@SPF847: sure thing. and i'll tell your mom you said hey. Read more

@Cam/ron: chicks who fuck for coke. a high-class crack whore, if you will. Read more

@BAngieB: when did i insult you? you called me a bitch. why do you think you can say anything you want to me and the minute i reply i'm either immature or defensive? jeez. this is ridiculous. Read more

@BAngieB: ha! i love how you start by saying you don't read my posts, and then you call me a bitch for saying i won't read your comments. whatevs, dude. i get it. i won't win with you. i'm cool with that. Read more

@42: i said that there because they were talking about an issue not related to the post. and they were being way assy to me in a post about UNICORNS. who wants to think about rape and bad things when you're talking about unicorns? Read more

@BAngieB: well, in the same way that you don't care about what i have to say, i don't really care about what you have to say. you as a commenter, not the other commenters. i understood a while ago that you were a prude, as you used to go into the threads of the posts and i would write and say so, and call me vulgar.… Read more

@Utter-SHOCK-at-your-stupidity: @sayanything: how am i suppose to respond to something like that? "you shouldn't be out living your life because you have an hour's worth of reading to do!" like seriously. Read more

@Utter-SHOCK-at-your-stupidity: you know what, you're right. i should've stayed home on a friday night to read comments. why didn't i think of that? thanks for time management tips! Read more

@squeakel: people who think herpes are a big deal probably already have it and are asymptomatic. one in four people have it. and that's just the people who actually get tested for it. you have to ask to specifically be tested for it, they don't do it with regular blood work or for hiv tests. herpes is just blemishes.… Read more

@PhillyLass: oh i have a heated eyelash curler. it's really good! i used to just heat my old metal one with my hairdryer but the battery operated heated one is a lot safe against burns because it's plastic. it doesn't have as good of a grip though. Read more

@Lah_G: ok if it's not important enough to not erase, than why is it important enough to erase? You guys are right. I really don't get it Read more

@Utter-SHOCK-at-your-stupidity: um, it kinda is about me if you're complaining about my post and the way you say i acted. i told you i responded to personal emails. what the hell else do you want? Read more

@Utter-SHOCK-at-your-stupidity: you know, i don't have anything to do with putting together the end of the week thing, but i'm pretty safe in saying that we're all ready to move on. and if no amount of "let's be friends" will fix it, then what am i supposed to do? that one girl got reinstated. we don't change titles… Read more

@whynotshesaid: well, as a gay guy, i'm assuming he doesn't really understand why people are attracted to girls with vaginas, either, if that makes you feel any better. Read more