haha, that's what i look like when i wake up in the mornings. i have these lines under my eyes from my mascara and it looks like when we would do "old person" stage makeup for plays in high school. Read more

i cannot. stop. laughing. Read more

dudes, it's from a show. that's a guy in the costume. little britain is funny. Read more

@sienna2125: first of all, i did not sexualize those kids, or say anything inappropriate. i just pointed out that they are good looking. secondly, i don't care if people on other sites think that teenage girls are hot. and if you don't like this show, why do you feel the need to comment? it's a great show, that shows… Read more

@freedc: darnell also kidnapped him for like 30 minutes when he drove him away from his residence while bound and gagged and then left him at the bottom of the hill. that's probably why his sentence was so high. also because he had previously served time on murder charges. Read more

@Too Hot For TNR: yeah, it was just the one time and it was stupid for many reasons. he couldn't get a good angle but he used his fingers too, so i came. Read more

@BeckySharper: no, these are all laws that were upheld AFTER the 2003 supreme court decision. Read more

oh my god. some of these comments are pissing me the fuck off. y'all are some dworkian bitches. particularly the comments about how porn is just for men and how it's so horrible and shit. there is SOOOOO much porn out there for all different types of people. porn is the most inclusive form of entertainment/media… Read more

@katrei626: i do the same exact thing!!! Read more

whoa! thanks for all the words of support. for real. Read more

@MisterHippity: no, actually, it was a private email that had a hidden link on my site that was not readily available to the public. i got over it though. i was just pissed in the beginning. whatevs. Read more

@MisterHippity: there is no language in my contract or in any editorial policies for my job that i've read that say i'm obligated to keep people anonymous. i've since been asked by my boss to not do that anymore so i won't. don't tell me what my obligations are at my job. i'm well aware of them. Read more

@chezme: yeah, and you know what? after the initial shock of having a co-worker (who, by the way, is an incredible weenie) publish private stuff i sent him wore off, i realized that by having a presence on the internet, i need to just accept that people will do shitty stuff. that's what i was told by several people… Read more

@Tea Em Gee Eff:thank you! my point exactly. that wookie chick said some nasty, disgusting shit about jezebel and i felt the need to respond. all i did was say her name and tell her to crawl under her rock. everyone acted like i posted pictures of her pussy and listed her home address. Read more

@Skinny Bone Jones: tell 'em to put down them dice for a second, lord Read more

@Mary Mouse: yeah, pal, we've already discussed it. you don't know the back story on that, so you wouldn't understand. that wookie chick has been a giant cuntface to me forever, saying horribly untrue, defamatory things about my life and my career. then had the NERVE to email my close, personal friends (like rich),… Read more

sorry! it's coming. it's a giant file and it got fucked up the first time i tried uploading it, so i had to start all over. hopefully you can watch it in just a few minutes. Read more

sorry! it's uploading right now. it's a giant file and it got fucked up in the middle of an upload so i had to start all over again. Read more

i just read this comments thread and i think it's CRAZY! Read more

@KLondike5: ha, i don't take opiates. i've always been way more about the uppers. but i only smoke weed now. or actually, i usually just eat it. Read more