@hamburgerhotdog: dude, don't you think i've tried EVERYTHING? activia, fiber shakes, metamusil, raw foods, senna tea, salt water flushes...i've done it all. Read more

i can't believe how judgmental some of you people are. like, really. just because i write two sentences about a relationship from my past doesn't mean you know fuck about shit. i've been more honest about sex and stds than any other person i've ever met in my entire life. i'm trying to open up a discourse here to take… Read more

@Brianne: dude, honestly, herpes is not an annoying problem. i had it ONCE. whatevs. i'm not perfect. i made mistakes in my life. i used to be afraid to tell people i had it. i'm not anymore. and i'm not the only person who used to be afraid. i know there are people right now how are afraid to say it. Read more

@Brianne: oh you can frig off right now. Read more

@TeaMeF: my doctor told me that my immune system has it beat and that there's a less than 1% chance of me passing it on to someone. so i'll take his word for it. Read more

@clevernamehere: they say that in the valtrex ads to sell valtrex. taking valtrex everyday destroys your immune system. it's SO rare to pass it on if you're not having an outbreak. herpes are like the chicken pox. there's only a certain window when you can pass it on to someone. Read more

@brittster: oh, is she the current miss virgina? i love the challenges. Read more

@Zlevee: the girl meant a vaginal orgasm from intercourse alone. her boyfriend claims she's the only one who hasn't had that with him. which is complete bullshit. vaginal orgasms from penetration alone are very, very rare. Read more

@Jamie Sommers: yeah, i could've but i didn't. whatevs. be disappointed, but it's stupid that you are. Read more

@Jamie Sommers: i just liked that picture of me and my sister and i needed an image to go with this. Read more

@KittenFluff: no, those are my own lashes. with like a pound of mascara. Read more

@GatorGirl: it used to be a weekly thing, but now it's still a semi-regular feature here. we do oprah, the view, and tyra: Read more

@sartastic: haha, that's my aunt debbie. Read more

worse advice ever! clearly you should blame it on the other person in the bed! Read more

@Jericho114: um, not to be all clichéd, but, your mother. you know? and i don't necessarily mean that as an insult as much as a fact. because your mother TOTALLY has done the faucet or washing machine thing. all ladies try it out. Read more

@glamzonhobbitfeet: no, that's how we really ate it. Read more

@BrooklynBeats: this time we sauteed it in butter and put it on three triscuits. last time we put it on weight watchers english muffins. Read more

ok, the version that doesn't cut off is finally up. sorry again! Read more

ugh! it gets cut off. i'm uploading a new one. sorry! Read more

does anyone know spanish? what are they really saying!? i always just sing it phonetically. Read more