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Tracie Egan Morrissey
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@Bianca_Cheri: also, i believe she is wearing a corset in that picture. king loves bigger women. that's what it's all about. they wouldn't try to make her look too thin. Read more

@sunnyciegos: i am never hateful toward women. the kelle clip is funny because she's trying to smile at herself in the mirror and she starts crying, but keeps looking at herself. Read more

i'm still not convinced those are real. they look fake in the other shots. she's hunched over a lot in this pic, so that creates a sag look. also, if she got her tits done when she was 17, like it's suspected, then that's 4 years for them to settle. like mariah's. Read more

i bet she got them because when she lost all that weight, they probably looked saggy. a lot of girls just fill 'em up with fakes after that happens. they were not even this big when she was a little more, um, zoftig. Read more

i have that coat! the fucking buttons fall off CONSTANTLY. it is the bane of my winter existence. Read more

@J.D.Regent: i did that crap myself today. that's why there was like a four hour block between my last post and this one. service journalism! Read more

@iguide: quit putting the link to your stupid site after ever fucking comment you leave or i'll have your ass banned. Read more

@Jayne: no they don't. there's this guy i get with sometimes, and he seriously has a can of corn between his legs. regular condoms look like a sombrero on him, they don't pull down at all. and he never brings his own with him, and he is weird about having a giant dick, and won't admit it or come to terms with it. Read more

@leMaldeTete: omg! did he tell you that he hadn't had sex in like 14 months (even though he has a girlfriend)? he told that one to me and another girl i know that he did. Read more

the really mean comments weren't on jezebel, but on digg. i refused to even look at them. i don't need to SEE that. so that helped me to not feel so weird about having my thonged ass in an ill-fitting outfit, as well as my hand cupping my crotch to cover up my stubbly bikini area, all over the internets. Read more

@HeatherNumber1: so you're telling me that you knew all of those things before you lost your virginity? seriously? because i grew up with cable and read dirty magazines and didn't know any of that stuff. Read more