@lovenoelg: omg. pot, kettle, etc! project runway makes a minstrel show out of gay men in the same respect that flavor of love objectifies women. Read more

@lovenoelg: then go watch pbs, ya wet blanket. Read more

@deitybox: no! before the abortion. while still pregnant. only have bareback sex with someone if you're already pregnant! Read more

@the schef: what did you want me to say? "the n-word"? that's stupid and i'd feel like i was talking down to adults. it's like when parents spell things around their children who can't read. words are simply words unless there is specific intent behind them. you're ridiculous if you think my intention was to take a… Read more

@Kataluna: YES!!! but it usually happens when i'm like sitting on a hard surface, so it kinda like travels up. hahahahaah Read more

@BiscuitDoughJones: really? it works ok with me. i know that sometimes it's a bit pixelated, but the sound and the image match up for me. maybe my connection is faster? Read more

oh shit, my bad. typo! sorry Read more

oh i got that blush for free in like 2003 from the place i used to work. i think i'm not even supposed to be using it anymore. doesn't makeup have an expiration date? i can't remember the name of the company, and all the info is rubbed off on it. (hehe. rubbed off.) Read more

@meaverly: there's nothing wrong with sex on camera for money...mainstream or otherwise. and not all mainstream porn is degrading. cheesy, yes, but not degrading. Read more

@FuturShoc: my humanity is AOK. worry about my perineum instead. that shit is WRECKED. and as gay as this sounds, i can't get that stupid natalie imbruglia song out of my head because of it. like every time i go to bend over i'm like, ouch, "nothing's right, i'm torn!" Read more

@Bryanboy: bryan, why don't you be the lady that you are and keep those kind of opinions to yourself. to be fair, it really doesn't matter to any parties involved that we appeal to you, physically. you know? Read more

those bruises are all left over from nye. the one on my ass is like hypercolors. it changes like every day. and the one on my forearm is giant and painful. no more jello shots. this month. Read more

weirdly, those blue pants were really comfy. but NOT to be worn in public. and they are too expensive to just be blogging pants. Read more

@Yaneh: children suck. i'd rather knit. Read more

one time in a bar i got in a photobooth and thought it was the toilet and peed. my friend had jumped in with me thinking we were gonna take a picture. another time, my wasted friend came out of this door at a bar and she was like, "you HAVE to see that bathroom, it's so gross. there's no flusher." so i went in, and it… Read more

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@SexAndTheGentrifiedPopulace: thank you voice of reason! Read more

@distractedbyshinyobjects: no, i don't count that one, 'cause it's a remake, so it's not really part of the ongoing series. i guess that's just be being technical? but also, while i love rob zombie movies, the first half of his halloween was good but then it was just total shit. Read more

those photos are not doctored, because several agencies have different angles and different shots of the same thing. unless they're all secretly working together to doctor them, which i highly doubt, since they are in competition with each other. Read more

@Benevolent_Dictatrix: hahahahaha. you rule. Read more