ew! in thumbnail form, rachel zoe looks like britney spears. i don't know to whom that is more offensive. rachel would probs be mad knowing she looks like a "fat" girl. Read more

i still pisses me off that everyone was so assy to me about potty girl. i think that's why i'm sensitive to people talking shit on julia, even though i don't know the girl. Read more

i don't understand why everyone here hates julia. then again, i don't understand why the commenters on gawker hate me, so maybe i just don't understand stuff. i thought she did a good job with this vid. Read more

@JRae: ESP! i had that clip scheduled to go up around the time you typed this. spooky. Read more

i want to borrow dodai's heart clutch. i just sold about 11 bags to buffalo exchange the other day and i think i'm still clocking in at about 50 or 60 bags. even though i don't really use them i have this sick compulsion to keep them in my closet. i like to look at them sometimes. welcome to my home! Read more

yeah, i didn't want to say it in the headline, but he looks like an aids-y lesbian in a wig. Read more

@Susie Bright: you should read the post we did the other day about herpes. we're not trying to exploit anyone. (is it even possible to exploit anyone that puts bats up their butts for money, btw?) i have herpes, too. i'm just trying to get people talking and make it part of our sex convo. you should read this: Read more

@ everyone who's axing: if you really want to know what double anal is and how it is performed, there are pictures of belladonna getting reared here: Read more

@collegecallgirl: yes! where were the lips? that was another of mystery's mysteries. he keeps us i guessing. Read more

@Memphisbelle: ebony said it first season. she pointed to the "america's next top model" lettering when she said it too. jade revisited the idea. omg, can you tell i watch too much tv? Read more

@lajaponais: yes! the whole time i was watching half nelson i was like, ooh, sexy teacher, ooh, sexy coach, ooh, sexy basehead. he makes every sort of behavior seem acceptable and attractive. Read more

@SpaghettiStreetwalker: yes! cherry coke zero rules the school! Read more

@smartastic: the zing was meant to call her out for still sucking celeb dick for cash, even though she says she doesn't. trust me, i have nothing against girls that suck dick and get paid. Read more

@pursewhore: because she has a really good head on her shoulders and she isn't ashamed about what she does for a living. she handles detractors really well, and she just has a sense of humor about the whole industry. i'm super pro-porn so i don't really view her story as being sad. Read more

team building exercise '99! Read more

y'alls bitches are crazy. sarah silverman is hilar. i love poop, far, and pubes humor. Read more

@Sayser: it was actually her 17-year-old brother who put it up. i'm watching all his videos now. this family looks fun! they're very musical. Read more

@pink_orchid: true, but what i really liked about canada's next top model was how unattractive the girls were. that aspect made it sort of enjoyable for me. Read more

@stupidaol: i loooove that episode. that's a classic. Read more

what baffles me is that they make fun of nicole for what she's wearing, but that dude in the meeting is wearing a fucking neon and rhinestone bolo tie. it's like, are you a gay man or a lesbian? Read more