@kgibbs: hmmm...are those for seeing the special snowflakes? Read more

@SharonTaint: ahhh! buttbag! i love it. ok that's what we're calling him from now on. Read more

what i'd really like to see happen is a real world/road rules challenge sort of show with rock of love and flavor of love girls. i just want them to keep these girls on tv in some capacity for the rest of my life. Read more

@BiscuitDoughJones: good idea! Read more

@JessicaLovejoy: yeah, i think she's just about perfect looking (minus the style choices) and she's not stick skinny. i don't have an ass, so i'm totally jealous of girls who do. Read more

@bifteck: yes, it's the name of an agency, however a girl named "treasure" waited on me at bed, bath, and beyond in queens this weekend. Read more

@GRose: actually, i don't think he's sexy. i hate saying "sexy" the way i hate saying "horny." but yeah, i only need to look at someone to determine if they're hot. Read more

@Fawn Leibowitz: oh, and he's totally wearing wigs all the time. sometimes more obvs than others. if you notice, they never really do a full on close up of him during phone sex. i'm thinking he wears lace fronts. i hope he had them made by saaphyri. Read more

i miss brandi c. already! the best was when she slurred, "i wish i was as drunk as i look!" Read more

yeah, stephanie is totally not as bad as cunt face, but still, i thought it was really bitchy the way she was making faces during the whole makeup thing. i mean, there were cameras there. you're supposed to do that sort of shit when only your friends are looking, so that no one can make a clip show about how you're a… Read more

@Feefles: because jim bob duggar is a former state rep of arkansas and being evangelical, he is strongly opposed to roe v. wade and wants abortion made illegal. i feel like we can attack the way they choose to live their lives, since he is attacking *our* choices. Read more

@salsablaeu: i say pellow and melk! i'm totally aware of it because this bitch in my high school used to make fun of me for it in a really mean way, so i used to try really hard to say pillow and milk, but now all my words slur anyway, so it doesn't matter. Read more

@BiscuitDoughJones: i hope it has punctuation or an apostrophe in it. a verb would work for me too. Read more

yes, it's a big, throbbing, passionless boner! i never banged anyone who took it, but i was on set at a playgirl shoot and the guy had to take some because he got stage fright. Read more

@ceejeemcbeegee:that's what makes them so great! she would leave in dogs barking in the background if she could. Read more

@SarahMC: brandi c. does porn now, like movies and stuff. she does it under the name brittany something or other. but brandi m. is just a web cam girl. no boy/girl action. Read more

@mindbling: no, i'm strictly dickly. Read more

dante is hot! Read more

ugh! well, now we know he's totally gay with the spelling change. although i'd always suspected he was gay because he's called michael instead of mike. oh, and because he's a fashion designer. Read more

that's frankie delgado from that crappy canceled mtv show twentyfourseven. more importantly, he's her sister's exbf. what ever happened to girl code?! Read more