You should only be allowed to wear $200 sneakers if you have a job. Read more

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Jessica Simpson shockingly stands the test of time:

I'm taking suggestions. Read more

Our mASSthead Read more

It's funny cause it's true. Read more

I actually like when she breaks down behind-the-scenes things on the Housewives, like when you can tell something is a set up or something was a freebie. Read more

This is the best news of the month! Read more

Complaints already? But I thought you'd crossed over from being a commenter. Read more

Yo momma's a spambot Read more

You need to Google "Slut Machine" before you try to school me on sex or feminism. Read more

Pointing out that women have very little, if anything, to gain from falsely reporting a rape is not actively agreeing with the idea that her allegations must be true simply because they were made. They were instead a series of questions to legitimately try and understand what kind of person would lie about something… Read more

No. I reported on those contradictory statements because I was the one who unearthed many of them. I was very fair to both sides in my original piece and Oberst's team agrees. Read more

It's awful and we're actively working on a way to see that they stop. It's been a huge challenge. In the meantime, I'm going to dismiss this thread just so that the gif poster doesn't get the attention he's clearly desperate for. Read more

From your mouth to God's ears! Read more

Yeah, who did I marry? Read more

Actually, I did expense (most of) it and I totally should've screen capped my interactions with the woman who approved because she got really excited about the game and was going to download it! Read more

Have either of you guys ever had an abortion? Read more

The thing about "old women" is that you will be one. It's a fate avoidable only through death. And all the shitty stuff you've said or will say about middle-aged women will then be applicable to you—especially to you because you will have spent your youth convincing yourself that middle aged is "old." It will be a… Read more