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Cate Young
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This. If a guy has a box of a couple items under his sink, I’d think that would be a nice courtesy. If I walked in the bathroom and saw a full period palace, I’d be like, “Chris, when is your girlfriend getting home?” Read more

Women are always “capitalizing” but men are “innovators and moguls”. Its annoying and I am soooo sick of it too!!  Read more

My 14 year-0ld daughter was dating a trans boy who was not out to his parents earlier this year, and we had to have a VERY long sit-down with our 7 year-old daughter about how this was an isolated situation where lying was okay, because outing someone is a terrible thing to do (her sister told her what was going on, Read more

My wife and I said the same thing re: Audrey Plaza’s character. That story about Harper chickening out & throwing her under the bus in high school was a bridge too far, & the repeating of it near the end by all accounts should have nuked this relationship beyond any repair. Read more

All I am going to say, Dan is wearing his own glasses. Read more

I realize that is is a over-generalization to a degree, especially because we are always exposed to the worst of the bunch in articles like this, but I’ve found myself become instinctually skeptical of any boss who uses adjectives to describe themselves as a boss or visionary terms when discussing their workplace. Read more

In fairness, nobody’s better at turning left than Nascar. Read more

I would never have guessed in a million years that, in terms of the culture wars, liberals would get Nascar and conservatives Harry Potter.

2020, man.
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Still, Rowling speaks only for herself, and her books—and the people whose lives they changed—are whatever you want them to be. But there is truly no need to follow her on Twitter. She doesn’t deserve your engagement. Fuck J.K. Rowling. Read more

This comment took an interesting left turn. From “Be wary of white women falsely accusing black men of crimes” to “Let’s not investigate a white woman accusing a white man of something that he has already been known due to do and of something for which she has some corroborating evidence even though a failure to Read more

I’m sure some SEO specialist at the tabs has pointed out they get more clicks when they use Meghan’s name than Harry’s. The public just seizes on anything to do with her a bit more, for reasons sincere and nefarious. Read more

Yes, absolute perfection! But then the tabs would have to admit that it wasn’t Meghan’s "fault"...and they’ll never ever admit that. Read more

This is so godsdamn perfect that I hope a tabloid editor somewhere is weeping because they didn’t think of it first.
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Apparently, Harry hates the term “Megxit” because it implies Meghan was the one who wanted to leave the U.K., though it is a convenient pun. Perhaps “Susxit” Read more

No, you mean a man who went to serve in Afghan partly to get away from the Press and has a longstanding issue with them for, you know, getting his mother killed might have been the one to want to leave? Read more

Every time I see this actress I think she’s Jennifer Lawrence. Read more

Yeah, I’m on Harriet’s side as well. Had she known what she was up against from the start she might have made different choices but she was acting in good faith. She might have contributed to the narrative of Luce being the exemplary Black kid but working with kids is hard and different kids have to be motivated Read more

Forget the movie, I held my breath through that whole gripping review! Whew! I cannot wait to see this. Read more