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Cate Young
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The practice of law enforcement suing someone for costs of a false police report with the case to be decided under a preponderance of evidence or similar type standard just seems like a ridiculously horrible practice in a country where police departments routinely label sexual assault allegations as false reports Read more

Aunt Becky: “I just wanted so badly what was best for my child. I guess I took it too far.”

Audience: Awwwwwwww..... *sappy music begins playing*

Danny Tanner: Aw, Beck... It’s not about the name on the college diploma. It’s about knowing, wherever they go, your kid did the best they could.

Aunt Becky: “Thanks, Danny... Read more

Fuck you, fuck your milkman, fuck evening TV and take your star. Read more

I feel bad for the unwitting kids, but as for the parents, this is a great day in Schadenfreude. I think this is what is meant by the hoarding of opportunity. Read more

Exactly. Also, wouldn’t they know what the admissions standards for the school were, and be confused about why they got in when their grades didn’t match up? These kids must have had some inkling. But, either they think that’s how it works because their parents have been making all sorts of things happen for them Read more

One of the only good parts of Suicide Squad was Deadshot’s demands for his daughter. Paraphrasing: Read more

Legitimate question after reading this article and several others. All the articles indicate the students were “unaware their college admissions were premised on a bribe.” Okay, fine. But as a 17 or 18 year old, wouldn’t you be aware that it is unusual that someone is in the testing room with you giving you help and Read more

Yeah, I loved this movie, but my biggest complaint was that I just wanted more of everything. More or her life on Hala, more of her life on Earth, more of her friendship with Maria, etc. It was just A LOT to fit into one movie, as Cate points out, and even though I cried a bunch (the Stan Lee tribute, gah!), I was a Read more

Because even the commenters who race to the comment section to tell people how above this nonsense they are and we all should be are still clicking these posts. There are tons of more serious posts on Jez that get few clicks and comments, but these always get a healthy amount of traffic even from (probably even espec Read more

And he cheated on Khloe before...with multiple women in the same night, knowing there were cameras around! He very clearly never, ever thought much of his relationship with Khloe. Khloe was aware of this, and yet she stayed with him—that decision is 100% on her, and now it’s hers to live with. Fuck Thompson and fuck Read more

Agreed. She just wants to be mad at someone, and if she’s mad at Thompson, then it really circles back to her for getting involved with someone who she should have already known was a piece of shit. Woods is just the scapegoat. Read more

Can we please not forget he dropped his pregnant girlfriend for Khloe?  Khloe!!!! STOP!  He’s a piece of shit.  Woods did not break up your fam. Read more

One can make the argument that since Israel is specifically a “Jewish State” Read more

Utter bullshit. Israel is practicing apartheid and one of the world’s largest violators of human rights. There’s nothing anti-Semitic about calling that shit out.
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Just wanted to add that Ally also wins the Best New Artist Grammy and they talk numerous times in the film about how successful her music has become and that she will be getting a world tour ten years earlier in her career than Jackson had. And she also defends the song in the infamous bathtub scene. Read more

Came for the great commentary, stayed for the subtle takedown of Diane Warren’s musical shlock factory.  Read more

Co-sign. That song is a bop and a straight up pleasure, no guilty about it. Read more