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Cate Young
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Yes! My other pet peeve is under the cover sex. FOR YEARS I thought that was normal until I finally got fed up of sweating like a fucking pig. I literally still remember being absolutely fucking DRENCHED with sweat the last time I fucked under the covers. NEVER AGAIN. Read more

The series is based on a 2012 memoir written by Selena’s widower, Chris Perez, that Quintanilla has labeled “unauthorized.” Read more

Did you watch one season wonder “Stalker” on CBS? Every episode ended with an awesome creepy cover, the tenor of which was tonally changed by the fact that the show is about stalkers. Read more

It is possibly my fave thing she’s ever written simply because it validates my opinion that Love Actually is a GARBAGE MOVIE. Her book was also amazing. Read more

Oh this is about you? I’m sorry I must have missed you name on the NYT Bestsellers list. Read more

Nah, the movie is bad. It relies on hokey “everyone is racist” nonsense that would get absolutely SHREDDED today, but it was also really engaging and a great watch. I saw it for the first time a couple years ago after hearing about how many people hated it and I BAWLED MY EYES OUT. Then I calmed down and laughed at Read more

I have a bunch of my old locs from when I cut them off the first time. It’s not that big a deal. Lots of people save hair. Including your mom probably from when you were a baby. Read more

Literally none of it matters anyway because Santa was created by Coca-Cola. Read more

Well if you didn’t watch you missed the part where the same black girl got to tell the white women essentially “Bitch I’m black and I don’t have time for your white girl shenanigans.” And you missed the part where Joy explains to them that women’s equality in the workplace was added to the civil rights bill as a way Read more

It’s in response to the rumors that they are on the brink of divorce. Read more

Or maybe the photo making the rounds is just the first one released to the press? You know they all crib off one another. Read more

“He’s one of these hot guys who’s mildly funny but actually thinks he’s comedian level funny,” Read more

I disagree. Fender benders are incredibly common. There’s no reason to think it was ever intentional or malicious and other than his hearsay there’s no reason to think this was. It’s a tragedy but I don’t see how it could have reasonably been prevented other than stricter attention to the road. Read more

Y’all are so fucking white it’s painful. You really think the only options are “never adopt black children” and “wait 5 years and a rise of the KKK later to realize that racism is real?” Like this work shouldn’t have been done BEFORE she adopted that poor baby? Like it’s somehow unreasonable for a parent to be Read more

Um, how about the wide-eyed admission that racism is a thing that affects black people? Like we haven’t been screaming it from the rooftops and dying in the streets? Better late than never, but a bitch does not get cookies. Read more