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Former Vice President Dick Cheney briefly emerged from his lair to weigh in on the Senate Intelligence Committee's horrifying report on CIA torture during the Bush administration, calling it "full of crap." He then returned home and furiously masturbated over the report for several hours. Read more

The 8 finalists for Time's 2014 Person of the Year fall into four categories: Socially important groups (Ebola health care providers, Ferguson protesters), rich dudes (Tim Cook, Roger Goodell, Alibaba CEO Jack Ma), world leaders (Vladimir Putin, Masoud Barzani), and Taylor Swift. GIRL POW-AH! Read more