See ya MoGlo!

Erin was the first person who truly helped me understand how much an editor can bring out the best in a writer. She guided me and pushed me to do some of my best pieces (including the beautiful dichotomy of my Ferguson posts and my Rachel Dolezal coverage). Read more

I remember you, Erin Ryan, when you were just a wee little sproglet with a funny upside-down avatar and a way with words that no other Jezebel commenter could match. I remember you. I watched you grow and grow, and felt so much tender pride in your talent and shit-talking that you’d think they were my own fucking… Read more

Keeping us company every day and providing us with fodder to discuss and feel like a community - you feel like a co-worker. Read more

I will miss you sorely, MoGlo, commenter turned weekend contributor turned managing editor...you have done excellent work here. I loved knowing there was a Midwesterner from my neck of the woods on staff here. Congratulations on your new gig! Read more

You’re going to be missed here and a gift to wherever you land. Read more

See ya, Erin. I’ll still follow you as long as you promise to keep making fun of Indiana whenever the opportunity strikes. Read more

Good Luck to you, thanks good good times, thanks for SLOT. Read more

Erin i hope you make good friends at your next office and they don’t make you feel like you are part of the group but then all go get to coffee in the afternoon without you and make you feel like ‘ok i guess you guys all hate me maybe i should just get a new job’ Read more

I wish Friday were a holiday. Read more

You may be wondering to yourself, how does the good content get made at Jezebel dot com? Well, a lot of it has been through important brainstorming with Erin Gloria Ryan.

12 If you’re walking on the path outside at night and a family member jumps onto the path in front of you and stares you down, don’t try to confront your family member. They are NOT afraid of you and yelling probably won't make them leave. Back away slowly and take another path. Don't be a hero with Uncle Fred. It… Read more

“some uncles are covered in a layer of dense fur designed to protect them from the elements” Read more

You gotta lock up your little pet door at night or your family will come in a eat up all the Meow Mix. Read more

Remember families can open screen doors. Read more

11. If you take any of them with you on a run, don’t forget the leash.
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You’re still superior to your relatives by virtue of not eating all the cat’s food. Just feel virtuous afterwards.

11. If two of your relatives decide to mate noisily on the roof during dinner, either politely ignore them or go up to watch the fun. Read more

11) Don’t make them watch this this terrible fucking movie.

I thought my family was one very tall, small-headed man in a trench coat, but it turns out it was a stack of dwarves??? Please advise.
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