Last week was a weird week. On Wednesday morning, my grandfather died. On Saturday, I played plus-1 to the WGA…
Supreme Court Justice and flawless living goddess Ruth Bader Ginsburg admitted that she may have been napping a…
Gleefully shitting on Fifty Shades of Grey became its own pastime as soon as the books started climbing up…
Australian morning show personality Lisa Wilkinson saw Fifty Shades of Grey the other night. She did not enjoy it.
Jeb Bush released the first batch of what will eventually amount to thousands of pages of his emails today, and…
In the days after Rolling Stone's University of Virginia rape story blew up in its face, both liberal and…
(Clitoris declares asylum in Europe, claiming persecution.)
Today in unfortunate juxtapositions: the NFL's much-hyped Super Bowl domestic violence PSA was followed, in New York…
Hillary Clinton, who is not not running for President, is not not starting her campaign later than most candidates,…
Cory Batey and Brandon Vandenburg have been found guilty of all charges relating to the gang rape of a fellow…
Listen up, cunts: folksy as balls probable 2016 Presidential candidate Mike Huckabee has some goddamn opinions about…
Typical dudes, amirite, ladies?
In case you haven't heard, the chunk of America where most of the media lives is about to be buried in snow by an…
At this weekend's SAG Awards, actor and comedian Zach Galifianakis showed up to collect an award for the part he…
The subject of the most recent installment of US Weekly's "25 Things" is TV host and liberal who makes me not want…
Not even the might of Paula Deen could save our most beloved and confusing of seat back pocket catalogs. SkyMall is…