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Fire up the gaffe signal; the President said something unscripted! Yesterday, during an "hot mic" moment at the UN…
Sure, you've spent hours aimlessly scrolling through Netflix looking for the least bad-looking streaming options. But what about the worst bad-looking? Well, you lucky duck, funny lady Michelle Collins has done your homework for you and rassled up the 25 Worst Movie Covers of Netflix over at Vanity Fair. Blubberella d… Read more
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Gee gosh oh golly McGillicuddy — I wonder what this is lampooning?
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If you've got 10 minutes and a Twitter account, why not spend some time perusing the viral-ish #menforchoice hashtag page? At the very least, it will restore your faith in humanity a little bit. And who knows? Maybe you'll get to the DM phase with a hottie who will go halfies on your Plan B. Read more
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