An elementary school in Port Washington, New York just banned all balls that are not made of Nerf foam from its…
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This weekend, Chris Brown told The Guardian that his first sexual experience happened when he was 8 years old, a…
One charity-minded (and totally awesome-sounding) DC couple really wants to raise a million dollars for Oxfam. How badly do they want it? So badly that they've agreed to legally change their surname to Van Squigglebottoms if they reach their goal. Endorse. Endorse, endorse, endorse, endorse. Read more
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The director of technology at Steubenville (yes, that Steubenville) High School has been indicted on charges of tampering with evidence relating to the rape of a 16-year-old girl by two football players last spring. Have 80's movies taught you nothing, tech nerds? Don't do favors for the jocks! They're not your real… Read more
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