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Erin Gloria Ryan
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I got my brother this for Christmas last year, because he suddenly switched from being lazy nerd to being a nerd that runs a bunch, and he had been complaining about general muscle soreness. Even though he’s working out a decent amount now, he still essentially has zero practical knowledge about exercise, fitness,

As an outdoorsy, athletic woman who won’t come in from the cold, there is a shitload of stuff on there that I either have or would use. I have been telling Mr Pixel for years that I wanted a roller stick. I have that Anker charger. Neck gaiters? Baselayers? Yep, I use them. Read more

Road Id. This is a little tricky because you need personal info, but it's so nice to have. I bike/run alone and have medicine allergies so it brings me peace of mind. I also used it when I was just pushing the kids in strollers. One time, I fell and twisted my knee while pushing a baby - I was shaken up by what could Read more

As a Certified Gym-Hating Athlete, I would like to add that Prahna convertible plants make my ass look rad. Read more

Texas did just that back in 2010. It’s now called “Letter Math.” Read more

Have we reached a point where all cultural sharing is off limits? That seems so... stagnant. Read more

As an Alabama resident, I have LOVED seeing Bentley get roasted in his on-air interviews this week. I really hate that man and the people that elected him into office. Read more

I have so many questions for a dude who buys matching cars with his friend. Read more

The fact that he couldn’t recall the term “sapiosexual” is proof positive that he’s never actually been on Tinder. It is included in at least 85% of profiles. Read more

Seriously, what is it about him? I hate him with such intensity that it’s almost sexual.

wait... should i not be doing dumb voices when i have sex?
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