But AP English & Calculus students are still safe, right? Right!? Read more

N should be for Next Memorial Service For Those Killed In A Preventable Gun Tragedy. You know, the one Carson will actually end up attending when he takes a break from whoreing a book and saying dumb shit to dumber shits. Read more

but like lets just take a moment to imagine president ben carson sitting down with egyptian president sisi Read more

NO NO STOP IT SHUT UP I CANNOT HANDLE THIS MUCH STUPID THIS EARLY IN THE DAY Read more

I would care less about their calendar if they didn’t waste taxpayer money on Benghazi and PP witch trials. Like if they ACTUALLY got stuff done. Read more

Seriously, it takes all of 5 minutes to vote. Do it. Write in Spongebob if you have to. Read more

THIS SO MUCH. Vote in EVERY ELECTION YOU CAN. Not just the big one for President. EVERY SINGLE ELECTION. Read more

Also, if you live in a state where polls close early (I believe in Kentucky they close at 6 p.m.) that shit needs to change. Working people can’t vote if polls are only open when they’re at work. Read more

You idiots are still not voting?

Lots of people will reply to this by saying that they do not vote (or spoil their votes) to protest our fucked up political system. I agree, the system is fucked. A two-party system will always lead to candidates who are too “moderate” (read: conservative) for my liking. But, I also don’t agree with refusing to vote… Read more

With the exception of places like Austin the “hurr durr Texas” comments are well deserved. Read more

I haven’t worked security in a long time, but the one thing you didn’t do was get involved with what was happening outside your venue.

Particularly getting involved in a he said/she said argument.

I’m truly sorry this lady had a shit night involving some apparent assholes. But sacking people for not being chivalrous… Read more

You will get roofied. Read more

“NO ONE deserves to be abused and the fact that three grown men watched a woman get punched in the face and refused to help her is reason for me to believe that they aren’t looking out for you and they absolutely WILL NOT protect you if you go there.” Read more

Her own version of the events is poking holes in the story she posted on Tumblr. She and a friend were in a fight with a couple, she maced them, and then got indignant when the bar they happened to be in front of wanted nothing to do with their noise? It seems like she has a massive chip on her shoulder, what with… Read more