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I grew up in a golden trashcan full of crumpled gold leaf with my pets, all of whom are purebred and white and from puppy mills Read more

Jia you’re only white when I disagree with you. Read more

I hope he’s also lying about running for President. Read more

If everybody votes for Spongebob maybe real change can happen Read more

You hoisted George W Bush on us. You elected Rick Perry. You elected Greg Abbott, and the chucklehead legislators who passed the law that could threaten access to abortion for women across the country when it hits the SCOTUS this term. Read more

A surprising (yet weird) fact I’ve learned over the last year: Ann Coulter is really nice and cool IRL. Read more

May those of us who have never sucked a dick or dove deep into a pussy cast the first stone. Read more

FRATS ARE ABOUT COMMUNITY SERVICE, BRO Read more

Saranac Pumpkin Ale and tortilla chips that my boyfriend put in the refrigerator (?) yesterday, hanging out with a tuxedo cat. Read more

Raging Bitch IPA. ;) Read more

(Sarah Koenig voice) But what would a woman who fux with boy shorts and pasties... be doing on Backpage? Read more

Uhhhh working on something like that, actually. Read more

This is so sad and makes me more terrified for the dead than for the living. Read more

(baby voice) I went to college! (sucks thumb) Read more

Not if you went to Catholic school ;) Read more

;) Read more

A half mile back from the road, down a dirt driveway, past an open field and an acre of sugar maples at the top of a small rise sat my grandparents’ old farmhouse. About ten feet back from the back wall of the house, diagonal to the big crab apple tree was a massive grove of overgrown lilac bushes. They were so big… Read more

I thought after CPAC this year that it would be Walker, but apparently this year’s crop of GOP primary voters aren’t into Serious. As much as I disagree with his policies, Walker seemed a serious, true conservative with a track record of following through on platforms he ran on. Read more

The most important point in this entire discussion. Read more