I have had no fart or poop problems from running, which is the biggest blessing in my life. Read more

I mean: doctors get the good drugs. Read more

Radiolab is also pretty good for that. Read more

I’m registered for LA in February, so that means I’ll be doing long runs during the awful cold dark of winter. The plan is to write about it on Millihelen, since exercise and self-care type stuff are important to feeling/looking good. Plus, since I usually retreat to the safety and boredom of the treadmill every… Read more

I actually ran 13m sans headphones the other week, for the first time in years, and it was a really cool experience. I can’t believe how dependent on headphones I’ve been for years. Read more

I think I was able to do it because I had no concept of how long it was supposed to take me. My stupidity worked to my advantage. Read more

Carrot cake Clif bars are an abomination. Read more

Marry me, fart. Read more

I’ve discovered the only gross taste combo I can stomach (along with the lukewarm fuckin’ LEMON GATORADE they hand out along the course in Chicago): Read more

These gifs work with literally any song. Read more

Interestingly, since 2012 the Kochs invested millions in resources that would have allowed them to access a national audience. Web tools, information farming, brilliant technical minds. And it’s not working. Read more

I wonder if insane gerrymandering has anything to do with the uptick in far right crazies in Congress. Moderate GOP’ers thought they were assuring their party’s future in Washington by cultivating Republican districts; what they were doing was encouraging its rightward move and their own demise. Read more

Yes, I say that in the article. Read more

Uh, whoever comes next is going to be much worse. Boehner isn’t bad in the scheme of things. Read more

Damn, that is a very good one. Read more

Gray-brown fall is not the worst season. It’s vastly superior to both Gray winter and Brown spring, as both of those seasons involve discovering what’s been rotting under snowbanks since White winter. Bird spines, human poop, rat arms, etc. Read more

Someone younger. Read more

That’s literally the top tag on this piece.