Also the PE rector threatening to discipline her students for * watching *the bun run is incredibly wack. Read more

“Guys, please keep your dicks outside” seems like a fair compromise. Read more

Dude, we ALL knew when the bun run was happening. People would gather, unsettled like farm animals before an earthquake. You just knew it was coming if you hadn’t already heard. Everybody had plenty of time to get out of there. Read more

Kansas now is Wisconsin in 5 years. Read more

This is such a good idea. Read more

Somebody’s in a SCOTUS state of mind :) Read more

(Count von Count voice) Read more

Angry People Tweeting At SCOTUSBlog Day is the day I’m proudest to be an American. Read more

There have been FOUR complaints against him. We reported on the fourth in this story: Read more

Cool. Read more

Yeah, similar frequency to the number of female stars who claim that they eat donuts and burgers and shit and never exercise. I’m sure some of them do, but, ladies, come on. All of you? Nah. Read more

Yeah! I grew up not that far from Canada. Read more

Same. Keep him alive until he’s old and cratered and it hurts to pee. Read more

This is an incredibly obtuse interpretation of this post. Read more

This post was originally scheduled to run at 10 am, but it unscheduled itself and reverted back to an old headline. Read more

She is also pretty cool in real life! Read more

That’s not a very fair characterization. Everybody on staff tackles serious issues on a daily basis, and we’re about to expand our political coverage pretty significantly. Read more

I left Jezebel and worked there for a season and then came racing back. Loved the cast, loved the other writers, am still in touch with several people from the show, but I really could only write so many jokes about the Real Housewives before I felt like tying weights around my ankles and throwing myself into the… Read more

Could be just me, but I always smile at the end of races. It tricks your body into thinking it’s in less pain. Read more