I’m going to be thinking and worrying about this a lot longer than any stuffed animal merits. Build-a-Bear After Dark? What in the actual fuck? Read more

I’m only saying this because of the anonymity of the internet, and I’m confident no one can trace this (burner) account to my real identity. Because if what I’m about to admit about myself ever came out, I would lose my family, my friends, my career, everything. But I know it was wrong, and I deserve every bit of… Read more

I KNOW WHAT TO DO WITH THE LONG BREAD, I DO IT OFTEN. Read more

That is not a Montreal specialty. That’s an outer region abomination. Read more

This is the best thing since St Louis bagels. Read more

Always had viennetta in the UK. There’s one in my freezer right now. Also: Read more

I’m glad I’m not the only one that has changed my living room into a club after work hours. Lots of solo dance parties happening in my club these days but I’m ok with it. The music is what I like and the drinks are cheap Read more

Too Moody for me. Read more

Was about to post the same but for Sweden - never disappeared!!

on the other hand, for some ungodly reason we no longer have B&J Cherry Garcia, and I think not even Chunky Monkey, they two only B&J’s that I consider good.

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Never left us in Germany either. Read more

I’ve missed the beautiful, delicious, elegant Viennetta! I don’t remember what they used to cost though. I think they made a chocolate mint-flavored one. ?
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My great aunt always brought these to family holidays. Wonderful lady, total spitfire. One of the last things she said on her deathbed was trashing G.W. I’ll be thrilled to slice off a beautiful rippled piece of Viennetta in her honor, and imagine what she’d have to say if she were alive today. Read more

“Technically, one could eat a Viennetta alone, over the course of a few days” Read more

I longed desperately for one of these when I was a kid, but it was definitely not the type of food that my parents would ever buy. As soon as I see one in-store I’m snatching it up!  Read more

My mom only bought these once in a blue moon and we loooooved them. She let me and my siblings eat slices out of our “fancy” bowls (I’m just now recalling that the fancy bowls were plastic made to look like cut glass) with silverware. Read more

It’s truly the most camp dessert. I think someone on their product development team was truly a genius when they said to themselves “what’s a dessert we can create that will encourage sassy, demanding gay boys who don’t know they’re gay yet to beg their parents for endlessly until they relent? Ah, something REALLY… Read more

Technically, one could eat a Viennetta alone, over the course of a few days Read more

I miss commercials that aren’t trying so hard to be clever and self-aware. (I should upgrade my Hulu account.) Read more

Hey Megan...I’d be willing to take a shot at you making the rules for awhile. After yesterday and this sinking feeling I got over what still might be coming? It’s Reynolds take the wheel here....
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Nick Offermans Whisky Drinking Yule Log is my go-to but always looking for more. Read more