...I mean, no longer having any contact with the man you fell in love with during the Shkreli trial doesn’t put you in any worse position than Smythe. Read more

Chris Pine is the Taylor Swift of the Chrises; absolutely harmless but at the same time, you want them to speak up. Have any kind of personality. Tell me what your favorite cheese is! Anything as long as its an opinion!!! Read more

My daughter went from having a mild instagram following to being one of the biggest names in her corner of tiktok (teenage balletok). She loves it but it’s a lot of work.

No one with a sizable number of followers keeps their notifications on. My daughter just waits and responds to her first few commenters unless… Read more

Maybe asking for a boat is code for an unsolicited D pic. Though I've never been a woman online I hear those are quite prevalent Read more

If I somehow became an influencer, I would just do the weirdest history hot takes all the time.

“Hot Take: The Epic of Gilgamesh should have been written in Sumerian, not Akkadian!”
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that children’s television peaked with Muppet Babies and will never be as good again. Read more

Boston at a mediocre college that focused on “the performing arts” Read more

I don’t know anything about this guy, but from the looks of it he won’t have any problem finding a new job teaching a Peloton class. Read more

That’s a solid skill, although I will say that sometimes I like to drink the excess vinaigrette (like milk after cereal) because I am a monster in that way.
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i had someone pick me up a pack of cloves(Dhjarm blacks) I haven’t smoke nicotine/cigs since 2009. I puffed a few and ready to not smoke them ever again lol
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I’ve found that I’ve gotten very good at pouring just the right amount of dressing on the salad I have for lunch. Just enough to ensure that every piece of lettuce receives an equal amount of dressing without overwhelming the bowl and leaving extra dressing at the bottom.

Hate commenting on an article about something is the exact same as enjoying it to blog news sites. They will stop creating the content when people start ignoring it or they have nothing better to report. This article series is a “page six” type of articles and isn’t intended to be real news It’s just a collection of… Read more

I know she does a lot of good and I generally like everything she produces (and also her book club picks) but I can’t get that image of her being all “Don’t you know who I am?!” out of my head when her husband was pulled over for drunk driving.  Read more

McConaughey is the golden retriever I never had.
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“I don’t want to be in something where women are tearing down other women” Read more

I have discovered, over the last seven months, that in order to work at home I have to get dressed, fully dressed. I have to put on actual clothes., which can be things I wouldn’t wear to the office like yoga pants, shorts, etc. But no pajamas, and I don’t get people who work partially or fully undressed. And yes, I… Read more

About three years ago I went from a 650 sqft 1b1ba in a high rise to a 1600 sqft 2b2ba in a condo building. Read more

Am I old? Who is Taryn Manning. I haven’t heard of her, but then again, I’m probably in my “get off my lawn” phase of life. Read more

Not Taryn Manning’s first problem with a reality show. She was on Worst Cooks in America to raise money for a charity and she quit and walked out: “Manning was a part of Season 16 of the celebrity version of Worst Cooks in America. She quit the season in the second episode after refusing to eat a chicken foot.” Read more

So, I’ve got a work-related task that needs periodic nudges but not my full attention, so I’m flipping back and forth between windows. Because I’m not fully focused (or because I’m going insane), I read, “Past stars have included Wendy Williams, Sean Spicer...” and somehow combined those names to be “Wesley Snipes.” I… Read more