You’ve been a great addition to the site. I’ll miss your writing! Read more

+1 for the use of “tumescence” Read more

Either you get it or you don’t. Unfortunately, I love men with mediocre tattoos and would climb him like a tree.  Read more

I’ve always had a soft spot for Howard Stern and his wife and finding this out about Beth just confirms it. Thanks for writing about this, I’m now following her Instagram too. They’re adorable.  Read more

Our television is mounted over our gas fireplace, so I look forward to watching a fake wood fire above our fake wood fire. Read more

I feel like this is just a shrug and move on moment.  Read more

When I worked in a warehouse my quilted flannel top shirt was part of my daily uniform. Man, I loved that shirt. Read more

Can we also add: To please not repost/recycle stories submitted from last year and or the previous years before that?  Read more

Can I also plead that we don’t need to know the layout of your entire house to hear about something scary that happened inside? The long, overly detailed and confusing architectural descriptions are nearly a convention at this point. Read more

The idea that heavily tattooed people will regret their tattoos in their old age is pretty hilarious given that, according to the people I know in those age brackets, those are the years when you give the least fucks. Read more

I didn’t follow the Mulaney/wife guy relationship dynamic super closely outside of his standup and I’m not a celeb goss person in general. But my only prevailing thought is holy FUCK do I feel terrible for Mulaney’s ex wife. To have your famous husband who paraded your supposedly blissful (and childfree) marriage… Read more

Okay, the thought that instagram is the new cigarette is as derivative as it could be since “cellphones are the new cigarette” is quite an old idea. Just google it and you will tons of articles on the latter.
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Larry David isn’t alone. This sign was in the center of Chilmark when the Dersh was helping Waddles with his first impeachment.

I just don’t like this one thing!!!! Read more

WHAT ARE YOU HIDING?!?! Read more

The person from another site who immediately DM’ed them?
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The people need to be genuine and likeable - like not “Christina” - but it’s the project that matters. Excessive weepy backstories and drama don’t work for me.
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The actual twist of this show isn’t merely that the homeowners are moving back to Pittsburgh, it’s that they are often moving back into their childhood homes.   Read more

To answer the question in the headline, yes. Read more

I have a great idea for a HGTV show. Take the recently renovated homes by The Gaines, Fords, Flip or Floppers, and the property brothers and have them inspected my Mike Holmes. If they pass, they get to keep their show. If not, GTFO.
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