All the people on reddit saying to lower the cat's dosage are MEAN. I've been where that cat is, and it is GLORIOUS. Read more

I actually went and got a Diet Coke to read this. And it was delicious. Read more

I obviously did not think this through. Read more

"And then I shall rip open your femoral artery with my razor sharp talons," says the adorable baby owl. Read more

Hello, little baby owl. I'm going to put you in my pocket. Read more

Ok, now hide all of these.
(And not in your butt)

I love this so hard Read more

My 4-year-old daughter just wandered by, saw this picture, pointed to the screen and said; "I want to buy that cat on Monday." Followed by...."What are all those swirly things?" What indeed..... Read more

I have to give my cat kitty Valium (which is technically human Valium but in a small pill or lotion form). He has severe separation anxiety and doesn't do well with change/being left alone at night/one of us going away for any extended period. It was kind of cool though. He old vet used to give me a prescription… Read more

So much love for these pics. So much love for these pics it made me finally sign up for an account instead of lurking eternally because I JUST HAD TO EXPRESS MY LOVE FOR THESE PICS.

They made me LOL, as Danny would say, "lots of laughs." Read more

me too Adultosaur, me too Read more

Truly, eyes be so low from the chiefin' Read more

That cat physically resembles my long departed kitty. We sedated him and castrated him right there on the back porch. (The DVM and I). Charged with supervising kitty after anesthsia, he did look THAT stoned when coming out. But the funniest/most pitiful part was when he tried to get up and walk around. He woke up… Read more

Look at her eyes! Read more

oh god this feels so personal to me Read more

Mark I think you should do an expose on the underground cat rave culture.

420 blaze nip Read more

I bet this cat just watched Bob's Burgers and Youtube videos and didn't even do his homework. Read more

This cat high on the nip. She ripped a toy open, threw nip all over the floor, and went ape on it.

Girl if his hands are too 'dirty and gross' for your ceiling, how are you gonna have his hairy Johnson in your mouth? If the bottom of his feet are too dirty for your bed then his naked ass is almost certainly too dirty to be sweating all over your sheets. Read more