Just looking at this dosed-up feline is giving me a contact high that will last the entire afternoon. Are you okay, cat? Because I'm not, and we're only on the first picture.
Who knew that cats could take Valium? And who knew that it would have this effect? Certainly not me. But now that I do, all I want is to come back in my next life as a "crazy cat" who is high out of his mind on benzodiazepines all day long. What's a fucking cat got to do? Nothing. Just be high on life and valium. And catnip. And eat hella cat food. Goddamnit, cat, why do you have it so much better than the rest of us? WHY?
On a scale of 0 to How High this cat is higher than Snoop Dogg when he decided to rebrand himself as Snoop Lion. He is higher than all of the editors of High Times at the annual company picnic. He is motherfucking higher than how up to here Samuel L. Jackson has had it with these motherfucking snakes on this motherfucking plane.
This cat high.
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