Yeah, I think that writer just fucked it up. Read more

Yeah, Herc held it up "for a bit" but Atlas held it FOREVER. Endurance, bro. Read more

That is a solid trick. Read more

I still think he could beat up Herc. Read more

What I mean is that I think a lot of people's understanding of Hercules is, like, "Oh, he's the STRONGEST DUDE IN THE UNIVERSE." But, no, there's another dude who's holding up the whole earth, dummy. It doesn't count as Hercules's claim to fame, is what I'm saying. Read more

YES I CAN Read more

STOP IT YOU ARE SMASHING MY HEART ALL UP Read more

yes how is that good armor Read more

Yes, of course there are exceptions, and we all love Xena. (See also: Brienne of Tarth.) Read more

Yeah, like, at the end he basically pushes a 10-story building over with his muscles and then McShane is immediately like, "Is he REALLY a demigod!!?!?!? WE MAY NEVER KNOW." Are you sure? Are you sure we don't know? Read more

THAT it does deliver. Read more

I have addressed this very important butt here. Read more

If you think I'm making fun of Steve Reeves, you are mistaken. Read more

I just tweeted yesterday that Ares was the original Joe Manganiello and NOBODY GOT ME. Read more

There are a LOT of Hercules movies, man. Read more

I actually just came up with it just now. First I wrote "MORE LIKE SNOOZE-BO," and then I was like, "Wait...WAIT." Read more

Yessssss!!! Everyone add your Hercules butts!!! Read more

MORE LIKE SNORE-BO Read more

OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD Read more

I didn't conflate anything. The employees' misapprehension was corrected and they still wouldn't let her swim. The health code doesn't apply in this case. Only a dress code concerning different cuts of swimsuit would apply, and according to the Parks Department representative that dress code doesn't exist. Read more