It is my second-favorite headline I've ever written, after: Read more
Yeah, I guess I don't mean "gray area" as much as "pass." Read more
That's what I gather, yes. Read more
LOL Read more
YOU'RE FROM MTV'S DIARY NOT CRIBS Read more
Oh, I know. But my sarcasm wasn't clear without her caption. Read more
Oops, I assumed Kim's caption would be included on the Instagram embed. She posted it as a "throwback" to the days when she was "skinny." I added a blockquote to clarify. Read more
OH NO, FIXED Read more
[fart noise] Read more
EW GROSS SHE LOOKS LIKE A MONSTER Read more
Congratu-fucking-lations. Read more
SSSHHHH JUST LET ME HATE JENNAY Read more
Goddamnit. Read more
OOPS, FIXED. Read more
I KNOW. I had the same thought. But I was racing to get the post up and that was literally the only photo of him (!?!?!) on the image site I was using. And then I started to think the fake sunglasses were hilarious, so I just left it. Read more
No. Read more
ALREADY ON THE SCHEDULE Read more
It kind of already is! Read more