No, I know, she's beautiful, but her capacity for freakiness is WAY HIGHER. Read more

LET'S BE HONEST, I WAS PRETTY EXCITED. Read more

Uh, no, he has ideological issues with the historical implications of ownership built into name-changing and the concept of marriage itself (as do I—see: this entire article). Me changing my name could give other people the impression that he endorses that system, and he's not comfortable with that. I could just go… Read more

OH MY GOD I MAKE THAT REFERENCE ALL THE TIME AND NO ONE HAS EVER NOTICED UNTIL YOU Read more

Yes. He wouldn't/couldn't STOP me if I insisted, but it'd be shitty of me as a partner to do something that bothers him so much ideologically. Read more

That NYP article is bizarre. Is it advertorial? There's no way they didn't get paid for that. Read more

PATRICK MARBER IS WRITING THE 50 SHADES MOVIE? Read more

Yes. Yes, I will do this for you. Read more

YAY APARNA Read more

Oh, I am 100% ugh-ing the transcription, not Miley. Read more

WHY WOULD I SHAME MY HERO Read more

I always link to special secret treats and nobody ever notices. Read more

OH MY GOD Read more

My point is that everyone "knows" not to do heroin and Monteith died for it. Read more

oh my god i can't believe i wrote that HAAHAHAHAAHAAAHAAHHAHAAHAAH Read more

Show me specifically where I said anything about "destiny" and where I said "THIS IS NOT FEMINIST." Show me. Read more

Did you actually read the post? Show me specifically where I said genes "predict" anything. Your comment doesn't conflict with or "correct" what I wrote in any way. Read more

YUP. Read more

No. Read more

I think it's MAC Vegas Volt. But I lost it, so I can't check. :( Read more