Hahahahahahha, awwwwwwwww! Reading that made me tear up. Read more

It's this Lip Tar! The shade is "Zhora." Read more

It's this ASOS dress, actually! I got it a while ago, so I don't know if it's still available. But it is the BEST. Read more

Gaaahh, I SPECIFICALLY ASKED my boyfriend before we started shooting, "Wait, do I have purple wine teeth?" and he was like, "NOOO!" all exasperated. Read more

Please! All the suggestions! Read more

1490. Read more

JOOOOOOOOOKE!!!!! Read more

AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH Read more

Okay, "Julia"!!!

(I know, I totally agree, I'm just sucking up because I WANT TO JUDGE SOME FOOD, GODDAMNIT.) Read more

I feel like I need to clarify that I ALSO LOVE SQUARESVILLE VOLTAGGIO. I kid because I care. Read more

I know, I looked it up after I posted that comment, but it didn't seem worth correcting. I understand the impulse, though. :) Read more

I assumed he must be from some really small place near Memphis? I don't know. Read more

Oh, I didn't know that. How sad. I'm changing the part about "ghosts." Read more

I didn't say that it was. I just wonder what it's like to be the baby of a massive narcissist. Read more

Yes, I would raise the same questions about a single dad who used his baby to get famous and then seemingly spent all of his time trotting the globe doing weird self-aggrandizing publicity stunts. Read more

I know. It's just that she seems REALLY REALLY BUSY lately with the porno and the plastic surgery and the photo shoots and all the FARRAH FARRAH FARRAH stuff, and I haven't heard a word about that baby in forever. Read more

You are a bad person with an ugly heart. Read more

I literally misuse literally on purpose 10,000 times a day. Read more

Yes, but...they're incredibly famous longstanding restaurant chains whose business model is based on mass production and consistency. Literally everyone I know has eaten at them one million times. Their product is not a mystery. Read more