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Kristine Gutierrez
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Additional rule: Do not propose on the jumbotron unless you have already discussed marriage. Read more

Why did I wear mascara today? I'm a teary mess right now.

That quote... I can't even. There's clearly an onion chopping ninja in my office.

I AM SO PROUD OF MY COLORADO. Especially parts of Denver and their establishments that have already been in support of this! Read more

I've worked as a trader on trading floor for the last 5 years now and through the entire financial crisis and this is total BS (Though Kristine your final point is completely valid), and Im tired of hearing it. So Im going to set a few things straight: Read more

"Kristen, please. This is how you do a bitch face."

What the heck kind of stock photography company took this?

My favorite story about modeling was when I did my first swimwear shoot on a shivery March beach. The hair and make-up team walked around with hair ties. I mentioned none of the models had long hair. She giggled at me and said, "First speedo shoot? It's to prevent turtle-ing." I later found out that even in warm Read more

Totally! This kid is going to be a heart breaker.

loved this article. I had a friend that wanted to go join the arab spring because he "wanted to feel like he was a part of something." I could not even begin to vocalize what an elitist, selfish, horrible idea that was. UUGGHHHHHHH. Read more

From the sites that brought you The Rob Ford Crackstarter... we proudly present.. The Joe Francis Cockstarter Read more

Karma, you are all right sometimes.

Can we start a fund to buy the sex tape like Gawker did for the mayor crack video? Read more

Yeah, she totally shouldn't have worn those slutty, well-reasoned opinions like she did. She had it coming. Read more

. . . we cannot deny that drinking safely and moderately is the smartest thing to do . . .