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Hey, Jezebel. Thanks for handling this well. Most media outlets would either delete this post to cover up the blunder, or add a subtle disclaimer and still reap the benefits of buzz over misinformation. Adding a can't-miss update at the very top (and having a sense of humor about the mistake) gives me hope for the… Read more

I really wish he was handbra-ing as well. Read more

God, the comments are full of bitter men who totally think they should have a supermodel if they ever wanted one. Read more

Well, now I know where I'm going for dinner. Thanks Kristine! Read more

Hey now — Don't forget the Hayes!

Dashing, right?

I'm guessing Marcus Bachmann has a small role as her sassy gay best friend. Read more

Sex and the City 2. Read more

"(Wages) will be pretty similar to other cruise ships but there will be a certain elitism to say you've worked on Titanic II," he said. Read more

now I have the South Park "Gay Fish" song in my head. Thanks, In Touch! Read more

"NOOOOOOO! Why couldn't she wear wedges today!"