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Kelly Stout
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Kelly Stout is Jezebel's features editor.
The War on Porn Is Back

The guests standing alongside Utah Governor Gary Herbert on April 19, 2016, were as puritanical as their topic of

Angela: What if it’s a girl?
Dwight: Irrelevant question. Section 5A, child shall be male.
Angela: Hey. Uh-uh. I cannot control that. You can’t put that in here.
Dwight: Yes you can.
Angela: No.
Dwight: It’s as simple as keeping the womb extremely warm for two days after sex, and then extremely cold for five months.
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When we look back at 2016, we’ll remember many things: all the mornings we woke up in the grips of a full-blown

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