OH THE AP ENGLISH SHAME Read more

THANK YOU. She's got more evidence that there are stranger things in heaven and earth etc than anybody and yet she's like, pssshhhhtttt, fairies. She honestly reminds me of Scully, whom I love, but at some point you're just being muleheaded against the evidence. Read more

It's also just a really rude way to bring down a party. Please keep your murder to non-festive events, you know? Read more

I was so shocked! I was really gratified by Claire's HUH WHUH reaction to learning of his marriage, though, after I got schooled last week. Read more

I am so into dueling right now. I'm working on a project where duels keep popping into my research and they were a whole thing with all these rules and you basically HAD to do them or you risked social death. DUELING IS WEIRD MAN Read more

Excited to listen to this as I vacuum all the cat hair that's collected in the bottom of my closet on the pile of shoes where the cat hides when company visits! Read more

hey man the beauty of the English language is its flexibility Read more

Oh, to be clear, I fully intend to use this method when my own childrearing days roll around. God made dirt, dirt won’t hurt. Read more

I have found that there’s always a handful of gems in there SOMEWHERE, and a good salesperson can definitely be the Virgil to your Dante. But my god, what a frustrating way to shop! Read more

I'm dying laughing Read more

SO MANY FEELINGS Read more

I think you can be well-educated and still act immature, and by failing to reckon with the fact that Claire's from a different place (though WAY different than he thinks) and expecting she'll just go along with his "well this is the way things are done in the Highlands" speech, that's what he's being. He might have… Read more

HMMMM, equally telling Read more

My sister is referring to it as 2 FAST 2 TESTAMENT which I particularly enjoyed. Read more

You know, I will say this for AD: It's (slightly) more diverse than the old-fashioned Biblical epics. Read more

Oh don't worry, that's coming Read more

My primary memory of South Dakota is shutting my finger in the car door in the parking lot of Mt. Rushmore, while on a family road trip. Read more

I did not refer to Wiccans as Satanists. I said perhaps the Satanists and their campaign of trolling were inspiring people in OTHER religions to do their own trolling. I.e., they are two totally different things. Read more

hit me up! [email protected]. sometimes I'm slow to respond but I'm there Read more

i'm a complicated person ok Read more