after 10 minutes of furious back and forth with myself it turns out it is NOT buried in the fridge after all and so this info reached me too late after all (but it’s helpful for in the future) (normally I wouldn’t throw food out but it’s for my kid’s lunches and so I’m paranoid)  Read more

I preemptively flinched when he said “make America,” a reaction that is going to stick with me for a while, I bet.  Read more

Okay they said to stand for the oath of office and it finally, finally hit me -- like the bottom dropped out of my stomach like I hit the top of the roller coaster, but in a nice way.  Read more

Nice down ballot news from my district Read more

Please, my blood pressure Read more

I think the stress from this election has fucked up my back  Read more

I can exclusively report that in the election in my kid’s preschool class, the winner was... pizza. (The loser was turkey, in the race for “Thanksgiving food.”)  Read more

A window into what’ll be happening at the AP tonight: Read more

Man, the gall of Trump to be like, well, the kids are VERY well taken care of. Jesus Christ, dude!  Read more

You know what would make it a lot easier to start a small business? Knowing that you had a robust public option......... or even better..... just single payer.....  Read more

Enjoyed Biden just now staring up into the ceiling like “please, God...” Read more

Listen it doesn’t matter if they shut things down or not, I won’t be sitting my ass inside a restaurant for.... a while.  Read more

Moderator should have brought a spray bottle and PSHT PSHT’d him like a cat on the countertop  Read more

Yall ready for a bad tweet? Read more

A chill ran down my spine at “I’m speaking” like I was about to get my ass kicked and I’m just WATCHING her.  Read more

Could the moderator please collect Mike Pence  Read more

Pence saying that Donald Trump has always put the health of Americans first is making my blood pressure SPIKE.  Read more

See this is the rinse I was talking about for the last debate, this is what Biden needs!  Read more