I actually LOVE that. "All right you two crazy kids now shake on it." Read more

had to pay it forward, buddy Read more

MM just pops up at preschool graduations and delivers impromptu speeches about looking up to yourself in the future Read more

In so far as it's an issue, it's a question of whether universities should be paying for this sort of thing, not whether he deserves to get paid. Read more

omg that explains why sometimes it sounds DEAD ON and sometimes it's like, wait, what are you doing. Read more

Nope, def got UNHAND ME vibes at that moment Read more

oh GOD somebody ACTUALLY MAKES THOSE CAKES Read more

no sense taking chances ok Read more

prince charles doesn't care. IT BELONGS TO PRINCE CHARLES NOW NO BACKIES Read more

WE AIN'T RUNNING A CHARITY HERE, JUST A NON-PROFIT Read more

Oh my GOD you must have avoided River Street then because River Street on St. Patrick's Day is hell on Earth Read more

Yeah, Where the Boys Are is a damn trip and a half. Also, young George Hamilton! Read more

I salute your determination to party Read more

That's my usual pitch Read more

I think a lot of them go to school within driving distance, honestly — if you're at, like, University of Alabama, it's probably not that HUGE an expense. But I think a lot of them are Bank of Mom and Dad, yeah. Read more

Nurses need to up their misandry game Read more

Ted Cruz dresses like a 16-year-old Lincoln Douglas debater. Read more

For the record my vote is Albertina, obvs Read more

Hello, and welcome to Jezebel's section dedicated to history! Generally, we post about things that happened in the past. Read more

omg I just got your username Read more