kellyfaircloth
Kelly Faircloth
kellyfaircloth
Senior Editor at Jezebel, specializing in books, royals, romance novels, houses, history, and the stories we tell about domesticity and femininity. Resident Windsor expert.

This is the 1960 Kennedy vs Nixon debate if they were both Nixon, each in their own special way.  Read more

Why are these two men hollering at each other about Roosevelt on the benches out front of the country store I swear to God  Read more

Biden needs to find out what rinse Bernie used, brighten that hair up a little Read more

oh man, this is my entire bargaining strat on Poshmark: “if i can just get it down so it evens out with the shipping i’ll pull the trigger”  Read more

Sitting here just getting madder and fucking madder about them using the White House like this.  Read more

I can’t believe they’re still running with this Shining City on the Hill shit when we’re more like the Pestilential Dump in the Valley right now.  Read more

Wow once again we’re being yelled at like we’re double parked in a Connecticut TJ Maxx parking lot! This time by, uh, the president of the UFC.  Read more

Really laying on the ominous vibes tonight: 

The intro and exit music makes this whole thing feel like the dirtbag Oscars.  Read more

Realized I should have included that I also picked up Nights at the Circus by Angela Carter this week!  Read more

I am so obsessed with the EXTREMELY busy Miss Rabbit, particularly the fact that she is the cashier seemingly at every store and small kiosk they ever encounter??? And I wish! Just a photo from one of our databases. Read more

the Mr. Peanut company most likely would have paid us NOT to write this Read more